What do you call Steven Hawkins on pot
Pot wheels
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell
because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven
Steven hawkins walks into a bar oh wait
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
