Steven Hawkins jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Yes, sir.
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs. Blow up my guts like the 4th of July. If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry. Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'. Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan. When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing. Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'? He said yeah I'm not leavin'.
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'. Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby. That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven. Hawkin' f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC. Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston. Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'.
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split. Shout out Lil Baby. My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' on him if he don't have tits. I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz.
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs. They blow my guts like the 4th of July. If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry. There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole. Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso. Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh). But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that. Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden. The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden.
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat. I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet. And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap. And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets. And I'm beatin' on my meat.
Bitch. We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs. And they gon' bust on my eyes.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Dario is gay.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.