What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
