My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
