Virus

Virus jokes

Lightning

    • Everybody was kung flu dying.

    It traveled as fast as lightning.

    2020 was expert timing.

    In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

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    • Coronavirus

    • Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"

    The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."

    Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."

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    • Comment

    • One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

    A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

    Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

    Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

    President

    • God- make a grumpy old man president.

    Angel- why?

    G- cause I said so-name him Trump.

    A- okay.

    G- make him not pay taxes.

    A- okay...

    Fast forward to 2020

    G- you know that grumpy old man?

    A- yea...

    G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.

    A- Krona.

    G- exactly.

    A- why do you hate humans so much?

    G- because I can.

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    • Beer

    • A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."

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