Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
