Virus jokes

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

What if your Corona test is neutral?

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

Sally: "You..."

Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

Johnny: "A pig."

Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.

They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!

How do skeletons get COVID?

From the coffin!

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.