Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
The CCP should be pleased, Covid is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Corona Virus and toilet paper.
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening
My family was like dinosaurs when they got covid,
They both went extinct
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
why is 2020 the wors year becuse covid 19
what can u catch but not throw? ................................... . . . ... ........... .................. ....... ... . . ... .. .... ................. Ook. a cold!
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
