Virus jokes
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
AIDS?
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.