How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus
Only profession one could have coronavirus and still goes to work is suicide terrorist.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other..I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
How did Stevan hailing’s die?
His computer got a virus
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He's going through a Mid-life Crisis
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Did he hear he died of a virus? A computer virus
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
