Time Heals All Wounds

The joke plays on the common saying that "time heals all wounds". The speaker interprets this literally and stabs their therapist to test if time will actually heal the wound they created. It's dark and absurd.

• Therapist
• Time
• Knife
• Violence
• Therapy
• Stomach

• My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts. Now we wait...
• My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
• I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
• I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.