When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
When the school shooter finds you and you think youβre gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
Whatβs red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: βTake it easy guys, I was just joking!β
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesnβt feel his gun anymore.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. Μ\_(γ)_/ Μ
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
