What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
Violence Jokes
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
