Video jokes
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
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I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Alia’s YouTube channel.
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.