So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
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What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Porn.
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A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
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Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
