Multiplayer game jokes

Self Harm

  • Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

    Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

    I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

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    Night

  • I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

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    Life

  • Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

    Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

    Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

    Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

    Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

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  • Game

  • Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

    Friend 2: Yup.

    Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

    Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

    Friend: Why?

    Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

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  • Fighter

  • I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

    I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

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