Video Game jokes
Sans Undertale.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
"Among Us."
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Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.