"Among Us."
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Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
