Video Game jokes
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
"Among Us" tea water.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
When red do be sus, though.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Doom is eternal.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Sans Undertale.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.