Video Game jokes
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
"Among Us" tea water.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
When red do be sus, though.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Doom is eternal.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.