Video Game jokes
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
"Among Us."
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Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.