whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Fortnite
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs
Tonight Im Making A Fort, Im Calling It Fortnite
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex? A fortnite player
