The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Mario (DYM 150).
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
