Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Mario (DYM 150).
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.