Video game character jokes

Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

What is Mario's favorite website?

- Yahoo!

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.