Video game character jokes

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

What is Mario's favorite website?

- Yahoo!

Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.