Victim jokes
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
I'm a rapist.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.