Victim jokes
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?