Victim jokes
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Memes
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔