Victim

Victim jokes

Taco

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

Rape

How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?

In the ashtray.

Rape

What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

"You are a consequence of rape!"

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  • Murder

    If you kill someone, that's murder.

    If you kill a family member, that's still murder.

    If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."

    Luigi

    I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

    Rape

    Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.

    Rapist

    How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

    He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

    Bullying

    Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

    No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

    Rape

    Why did the rape victim cross the road?

    Because she was a chicken!

    Saw

    A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.

    Priest

    A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.

    He orders a beer.

    Rape

    Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

    Difference

    What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

    Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

    Rape

    Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.

    Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)