Victim jokes
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
Memes
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.