Victim

Victim Jokes

Rape

What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

"You are a consequence of rape!"

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  • Murder

    If you kill someone, that's murder.

    If you kill a family member, that's still murder.

    If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."

    Luigi

    I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

    Rape

    Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.

    Bullying

    Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

    No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

    Rape

    Why did the rape victim cross the road?

    Because she was a chicken!

    Saw

    A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.

    Priest

    A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.

    He orders a beer.

    Rape

    Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

    Difference

    What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

    Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

    Rape

    Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.

    Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)

    Story

    The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"