Versus jokes
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Which is better looking, girls or women?
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.