Vehicle jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is the bus?
My car 🚘
I love jokes about buses.
What is a bus 🚌?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.