Vehicle jokes
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
So my bus... goodness.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is the bus?
My car 🚘
I love jokes about buses.
What is a bus 🚌?
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.