Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian
And 6 is a cannibal
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
-Hey Dude you some beef , you want some beef from me ? - No thanks.. I'm vegetarian!
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef
