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A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters". The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it".
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?
White Vans
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
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The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
What's a kidnapper's favourite shoe? White vans
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
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Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
