What do you call a cow in a moving van
A: a mooving cow
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have free candy
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
ya tryna run? hop in the van
what is Beethoven's favourite vehicle
a van
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check king van
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
your mum
This isnt a joke but ......... GET IN THE VAN JANICE
Man: Could you hold this for me? Kid:Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang!*GUNSHOT* Man:Damnit now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.
whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
why did the kid go in the guys van
answer: he thought he was being adopted
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
