Van jokes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Mosely in a white van.
Your mum!
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...