Van jokes
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Your mum!
Mosely in a white van.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.