Van jokes
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver? One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
Your mum!
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
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