Use jokes

For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"

After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.