Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
"Among Us" tea water.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
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