Why do white people carry confederate flags? To remind us that they are losers.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
Texans: Don't mess with texas
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us President Biden
3 men walk up to indans, one american,one muslim, and one african american, the indans say were all ganna kill you. one of the men ask why. The indan says so we can use your skin to make kyanks. He also says yall decide how you die.The mysim says i want to drown, so they drown him.African american says shoot me.And the american grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, i mean everywhere. the indan said whats the point of this and the american says f**k your kyanks.
Why couldn't a orphan use a fighter jet
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles
What do expression do you use when the toilet is clogged?
Oh Shit!
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
im in school lol
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Who use to say who loves orange soda Kel loves orange soda yes i do doooooo oh yes oh yes oh yes i dooooooo? Kel Mitchell from kenan and kel.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
U know what you could use a orphan as a punching bad ............ what are they gunna do tell their parents
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
My Grandma as any other she got a APPLE IPHONE 12 but a we all know we get dumb and so we buy a phone my grandma did not even know how to use it she even said How do i go on google i told her YOU CANT!My grandma was yeah right how do i do it. Comment down below does you grandma do this?
