US jokes
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.