US jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.