US jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.