My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
