Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.