Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Ur Jokes
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Everyone put your age here.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
You're just big and good.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
