Ugliness jokes
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.