Ugliness jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Slow and steady wins the race...

...but it will never fix your ugly face.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."