I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they day dream they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it
yo mama so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for godzilla
ur hairline is so ugly it looks worst than ur moms
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Koolaid Man busted through her wall, he said “Oh no!”
Your sister: You're so ugly. me: but we look the same so whos also ugly?
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up
Yo mama's so ugly, that sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they told her "no pros aloud"
Your mama so ugly that when she stood on the scale it said to be continued
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
big ugly and very weird
If a man says you’re ugly, he like you. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said they don't allow professionals.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo mamma's so ugly even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
