Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Roses are red violets are ugly violet thought she was ugly until she saw you
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canβt say you werenβt warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
rose are red, violet are blue, you told me I'm ugly nah you look like a monkey
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Youβre so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
