I know why asain's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Roses are red violets are ugly violet thought she was ugly until she saw you
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canβt say you werenβt warned, Mrs. Matthews."
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up
rose are red, violet are blue, you told me I'm ugly nah you look like a monkey
Yo mama so ugly that the grinch fell out when he saw her
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her he died
Youβre so ugly I can see why your dad left now
Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone
yo mama so ugly that if she went on stage the show would instantly say and thats a wrap
Ur so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction (joke from the internet)
your hairlines so ugly it made michael Jackson lean back
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her
Yo mamma so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
