This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
my brother said bruh why you so ugly plus why do you stink. me: is that supposed to be a roast i got one for you. why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother in stead of her stomach you came out of her butt that's why you were born with brown spots on your head thats her poop you stupid fuckface. my friends: ouch thats got ta hurt.
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
your mom is so ugly even shrek ran away from her
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby you gave it carpet burn
You are so ugly when you went to haunted house you came back with job application
Bully: her little Timmy you look like a ugly rat. Timmy: well at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie unlike you. Bully: dies from embarrassment 😱
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you. nothing
yo mama so ugly she the real reason all the dodos died
This is not a joke nor did I come up with it. If somebody calls you ugly just hug them and say life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
"bully" omg that girl is so ugly "me"wait what.........ever
Orphanage kid: you’re ugly Kid w/ mother: your mom
Yo momma so ugly she gets rejected by dead people.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Your hairline is so ugly even Dora the Explora can’t even do it
So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted
