You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
bell so ugly she acts like a boy
dezz nuts bell suck and she ugly
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
