Ugliness jokes
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
You are so ugly my man died.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."