Ugliness jokes
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Comment if I'm ugly.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.