Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
you are so ugly my man m died
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
