Ugliness jokes

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Hey, Mom, I am ugly.

"Facts," my mom says.

Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?

Because the format of them is ugly.

Comment if I'm ugly.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?