What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Type Jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
