Type jokes
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.