Type jokes
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.