Type jokes
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.