Type jokes
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
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Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.