Two jokes
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Memes
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.