Two jokes
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."