Two jokes
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"