Two jokes
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DONโT GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐ ๐คช ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ญ ๐ค ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅฐ โบ๏ธ
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
Memes
ยกHola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iโm sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!