Two jokes
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?