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Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book.
A. I have two many problems.
Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off
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Q:Why did the first Koala Fall off the tree A: Because it was dead Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too. Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down Q:Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree A: It was tied to the fifth koala Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree A: Peer group pressure
Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
So two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river. One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. Un Deux Trois Cat was nowhere to be seen. So One Two Three Cat figured that Un Deux Trois Cat sank.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
Two Twin Towers Topple To Terrorists Terrorizing Twenty To-be-doomed Trip Takers
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer Balls, two for under a Buck!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
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Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
