WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Why were 9/11 victims so mad? The ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Did yโall hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
Theyโre just two weeks to quit.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Three womenโa blonde, a brunette, and a redheadโare riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
Iโm not calling you a slut, Iโm calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyoneโs pants!
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐ ๐คช ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ญ ๐ค ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅฐ โบ๏ธ
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iโm sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
