Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Two Jokes
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
