Twin Towers jokes

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

I'm Pickle Rick!

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Who."

"Who who?"

"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What is the New York fireman's favorite song?

It's raining men.

I gotta do terrorist :)

What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.