Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.