Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

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