Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

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Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”