Twin Towers jokes
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.