Twin Towers jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."