You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Twin Towers Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.