Twin Towers jokes
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.