Twin Towers jokes
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.