What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Twin Towers Jokes
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
I am awesome, look at me!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
