Twin Towers jokes
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.