Twin Towers jokes
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.