Donald Trump Jokes
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
When is Donald Trump?
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
Trump, just why?
"North America, best America."
I'm glad.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”