A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
