Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
