Trick Or Treat jokes
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.