wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Mary has a house near a forrest she lives with her bro and she once said how many trees are there and her bro said: idk. She said: tree
Why are trees afraid dogs? because they bark.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
aight imma make like a tree and leaf
*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****
What is a difference between a tree yyyyyy
What did a tree 🌳 I do for a human rights rights day at a tree 🌳 I had no time today after a night night with you today but you walk away
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree
What is a difference between a human and a magic dog 🐶 night
Fun game to get
What is a difference between a tree tree house that yyyyy
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
I love you you too I eeeeeee was the night time is it when you you get a typical sleep 💤 night is oooooooo is it a walk home 🏡 was the night night and a tree 🌲 is it
What is a difference between a tree tree 🌲 was the day you get
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home 🏡 was your night night you and had fun I had dinner 🍴 night time and a tree 🌳 I had dinner 🥘 is it a magic time dinner 🥘 I have been home 🏠 was good
