It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What is a difference between a tree yyyyyy
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
