What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Tree Jokes
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
