How do you get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
cancer jokes really grow on you - unlike the patients hair..
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer
dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked," Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are to sharp."
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? -- For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
