Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
What the difference between me and cancer
My mom did beat cancer
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
POV you accidentally get H in your IV drip
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful like cyanide
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B. Light it up blue 🔵
