What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
What the difference between me and cancer
My mom did beat cancer
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.